Monday, March 8, 2010

ounce of brain for sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffessional brain offered in this particulare brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

" How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

" three dollars an ounce"

" How much does it cost for a programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce"

" How much for a lawyer brain?"

" 1000 an ounce !"

" why is lawyer brain is so much more?!"

" Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain? "

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